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"Well that tears a hole in the fabric of the Material plane so... I'm just going to go ahead and roll a random encounter for the Astral plane!"

Things my players make me say

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"No, just because you’re on a ship does not mean your fighter can eat a can of spinach and sing the Popeye song.  Why not?  A) Canned food doesn’t exist in Golarion B) Popeye doesn’t exist in Golarion and C) You’re in combat."  ~Me when my friend was GM’ing for the first time and could only facepalm in response

Things my players make me say

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"No, you can’t have white phosphorous."

Shit my Players Make Me Say

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"Jonah Loud-Verb the Decibel strips off his obnoxious green, yellow, and red performer’s outfit and warns his party members not to look.  Those who fail their will save stare at the halfling as if mesmerized, unable to turn away.  Every strand of body hair matches that on his head: dreadlocks.  His foot hair, his back hair, and yes, even that resembles a more horrific version of Cthulhu."