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Things my players make me say
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"No, just because you’re on a ship does not mean your fighter can eat a
can of spinach and sing the Popeye song. Why not? A) Canned food
doesn’t exist in Golarion B) Popeye doesn’t exist in Golarion and C)
You’re in combat." ~Me when my friend was GM’ing for the first time and
could only facepalm in response
Things my players make me say
1:30 PM Posted In gaming , geek , things my players make me say Edit This 0 Comments »
"No, you can’t have white phosphorous."
Shit my Players Make Me Say
12:05 AM Posted In funny , gaming , geek , Pathfinder , things my players make me say , things my players say Edit This 0 Comments »
"Jonah Loud-Verb the Decibel strips off his obnoxious green, yellow, and
red performer’s outfit and warns his party members not to look. Those
who fail their will save stare at the halfling as if mesmerized, unable
to turn away. Every strand of body hair matches that on his head:
dreadlocks. His foot hair, his back hair, and yes, even that resembles a
more horrific version of Cthulhu."
