Witchy Woman

Ah yes, a New Year a new beginning. At least in the muggle world. And with that comes a whole bombardment of advertising trying to convince everyone they are too fat and, if they are single, miserably lonely. Only one website managed to combine the two: You can't join our site because you are too fat. Wow, apparently some people can't leave high school beauty pageants prom court behind.

"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."

Roam? As opposed to being a customer? Cows and horses and other ungulates roam. Nice analogy there, folks. And what a courteous way of actually hoping that their "fattie" customers return after they've worked off that unsightly fruitcake. According to their site:

"Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
No more filtering through unattractive people on mainstream sites."

Beautifulpeople.com: weeding out the shallow people from other dating sites for your pleasure.