Things my players make me say

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"No, just because you’re on a ship does not mean your fighter can eat a can of spinach and sing the Popeye song.  Why not?  A) Canned food doesn’t exist in Golarion B) Popeye doesn’t exist in Golarion and C) You’re in combat."  ~Me when my friend was GM’ing for the first time and could only facepalm in response

Things my players make me say

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"No, you can’t have white phosphorous."

"Medieval Chaos" Episode 1 - Shaw TV Duncan

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TO THE PAIN!!!

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Stupid fucking flesh on minis. >.< *Sets her minis and paint supplies on fire.* /ragequit

Today is Embrace Your Geekness Day

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I will be celebrating by LARP'ing all day

You’re Allowed To Carry A Gun Into The Texas Senate Gallery, But Not A Tampon

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"On Friday afternoon, the Texas Senate will vote on a package of abortion restrictions that Republican lawmakers have been attempting to push through a special session."

Shit my Players Make Me Say

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"Jonah Loud-Verb the Decibel strips off his obnoxious green, yellow, and red performer’s outfit and warns his party members not to look.  Those who fail their will save stare at the halfling as if mesmerized, unable to turn away.  Every strand of body hair matches that on his head: dreadlocks.  His foot hair, his back hair, and yes, even that resembles a more horrific version of Cthulhu."

New York Mets Cancel Native American Heritage Night So They Didn’t Offend The Atlanta Braves

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Not the Onion.

Male Feminists

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The litmus test of a male feminist is not just how he treats women, but how willing he is to challenge other men on their words and attitudes
– Hugo Schwyzer

How Levar Burton Tries To Avoid Police Mistreatment For Driving While Black

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Even an African American famous for promoting child literacy fears mistreatment by the cops because he is black. In a discussion on CNN’s Erin Burnett OutFront about use of the “N Word” in America, former Reading Rainbow host Levar Burton explains his protocol for handling a police stop to avoid violence...