Shit my Players Make Me Say

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"Jonah Loud-Verb the Decibel strips off his obnoxious green, yellow, and red performer’s outfit and warns his party members not to look.  Those who fail their will save stare at the halfling as if mesmerized, unable to turn away.  Every strand of body hair matches that on his head: dreadlocks.  His foot hair, his back hair, and yes, even that resembles a more horrific version of Cthulhu."