Witchy Woman

• Copious amounts of alcohol.
• Hide your non-Christian religious symbol behind the collar of your shirt.
  
• If in a non-heteronormative/non-traditional relationship, try to keep your hands to yourself a little. Just a little self-restraint.
• Don't perform any magick/energy work. Just because they're Muggles doesn't necessarily mean that they're morons.
• When the locals get up to sing such anti-feminist standards, such as "Stand by Your Man," try not to shout back things like "Doormat!" or "Barefoot and pregnant!" and other such sarcastic feminist responses.
• Try not to discuss non-Christian theology/philosophy so loudly that the next table over can clearly hear your conversation.
• If you do sing karoake (hey, a couple shots of tequila is the great equalizer), try to sing songs that will help you blend in a little. "Rebel Yell" is perfectly suitable, "The Mummer's Dance" not so much.

Don't ask how I know this.