It's a New Year! You have to lose weight and find a mate!

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Ah yes, a New Year a new beginning. At least in the muggle world. And with that comes a whole bombardment of advertising trying to convince everyone they are too fat and, if they are single, miserably lonely. Only one website managed to combine the two: You can't join our site because you are too fat. Wow, apparently some people can't leave high school beauty pageants prom court behind.
"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which was founded."
Roam? As opposed to being a customer? Cows and horses and other ungulates roam. Nice analogy there, folks. And what a courteous way of actually hoping that their "fattie" customers return after they've worked off that unsightly fruitcake. According to their site:

"Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
No more filtering through unattractive people on mainstream sites." weeding out the shallow people from other dating sites for your pleasure.